Three Men In A Boat and the art of cutaways!

I recently picked up Three Men In A Boat (To Say Nothing Of The Dog) for a re-reading, as a way to kick-start my 52 weeks project in 2019.
It had been a while since I first read the book, and I had vague memories of the plot, settings etc. What I did remember pretty vividly were the fits of laughter I had to endure at different time when reading it for the first time. So I was more than happy to give it a second go, and I have not been disappointed at all.

But that’s not why we’re here. The book is well recognized as one of the most humorous accounts ever written, and I have nothing much to add there besides my wholehearted agreement and endorsement. I wanted to talk a little bit about how the author uses cutaways in his narration to great effect. This isn’t something I remember noticing the first time around, and I was surprised to realize how much more I enjoyed the book because of this narrative style.

A note about the word ‘cutaways’ (see 3 below) – I’ve only ever seen it used in context of motion pictures, but I don’t know the best word to describe this aspect in books so I’m going to stick to it. 

The book is is a humorous account by the writer Jerome K. Jerome of a two-week boating holiday on the Thames (from Kingston upon Thames to Oxford and back to Kingston). Quite suitably, the narration is as meandering as Thames itself. Every episode that he recounts tends to fall back on older encounters for providing a frame of reference and (invariably) a dose of laughter. One of my favourites occurs pretty early on in the book – “How the elderly, family-man puts up a picture” that he uses to describe the helping nature of his friend Harris who is “so ready to take on the burden of everything himself, and put it on the backs of other people”. The book is well appreciated for aging very well, and I think this narrative style plays a huge role in that. Each of these cutaways is mostly self-contained, allowing readers to take their time to laugh at the funny ones, or spend some time brooding over the ones with deeper meaning. The actual journey is more like a travel journal but we are never bored as it feels fresh every time we come back from the cutaway.

I’ve often seen TV shows put this technique to great use, the most recent examples I can think of are ’Scrubs’, ‘How I Met Your Mother’, and to some extent ‘Family Guy’. However, I haven’t seen this technique being used in many books. One reason might be that you need to keep great cutaways coming, and it’s difficult enough to get a good book going without the added pressure. Just goes to show again how great this book is, go read!

I leave you with this passage musing on the domination of our digestive organs over our intellect (all male pronouns, something that hasn’t aged well!).

How good one feels when one is full — how satisfied with ourselves and with the world! People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.
It is very strange, this domination of our intellect by our digestive organs. We cannot work, we cannot think, unless our stomach wills so. It dictates to us our emotions, our passions.
After eggs and bacon it says, “Work!” After beefsteak and porter, it says, “Sleep!” After a cup of tea (two spoonfuls for each cup, and don’t let it stand for more than three minutes), it says to the brain, “Now rise, and show your strength. Be eloquent, and deep, and tender; see, with a clear eye, into Nature, and into life: spread your white wings of quivering thought, and soar, a god-like spirit, over the whirling world beneath you, up through long lanes of flaming stars to the gates of eternity!
After hot muffins, it says, “Be dull and soulless, like a beast of the field—a brainless animal, with listless eye, unlit by any ray of fancy, or of hope, or fear, or love, or life.”  And after brandy, taken in sufficient quantity, it says, “Now, come, fool, grin and tumble, that your fellow-men may laugh—drivel in folly, and splutter in senseless sounds, and show what a helpless ninny is poor man whose wit and will are drowned, like kittens, side by side, in half an inch of alcohol.” We are but the veriest, sorriest slaves of our stomach.  Reach not after morality and righteousness, my friends; watch vigilantly your stomach, and diet it with care and judgment.  Then virtue and contentment will come and reign within your heart, unsought by any effort of your own; and you will be a good citizen, a loving husband, and a tender father—a noble, pious man.

Thoughts on ‘Udta Punjab’

Spoilers below. I couldn’t find a way to say what I wanted to without going into plot points. If you’re just looking for a recommendation, I think this is one to watch.

Image Credit, IMDB

There’s something to be said about timing. When it clicks in a movie, payback to the viewer cannot be quantified. The placement of the song ‘Ik Kudi’ in ‘Udta Punjab’ is one such instance of impeccable timing, it makes you stop and take notice. It’s almost as if the director was cocky enough to realize you’d stop and notice, and he made the bedridden crook as well as the door-banging cops stop and savor the moment too. Only when the singing stops do the cops come to their senses, and resume their attempts to capture Tommy (Shahid).

The first few minutes of the movie do really well to pull you in. There’s a nod to the filmy Punjab as we start from lush fields, but we soon realize that these are not the same fields where a Raj would be waiting, arms extended, for his Simran. From setting things up for Mary Jane (Alia, easily the best performance here), to a quick introductory montage of other important players set to the tunes of Tommy’s singing, the first few minutes had me interested. The last half hour or so, where all the strings start showing just how they’re tied together, is another period in the movie that had me hooked. Between the first few minutes, the last half hour, and the set-up leading to the timely revelation of ‘Ik Kudi’, ‘Udta Punjab’ has plenty going for it.

It’s the middle, however, that could have done with some trimming. We spend a little too much time with Tommy, yet don’t get to see that many shades of him. Shahid does a good job with the over the top portrayal of Tommy, but it ends up feeling a little bit single track after a while. His moment of epiphany seems to arrive when he’s in the lock-up, but doesn’t. It rears its head again when he shoots at his uncle, but that’s another false alarm. During the show where he finally loses it, you give him another chance, only to be treated to more of the same. By the time he gets inspired by Mary Jane rescuing him, you’re watching & interested mostly because Alia is involved.

Ironically, Preet (Kareena) & Sartaj’s (Diljeet) track is one that could have used more time & depth. Their investigation seems one-dimensional, and things proceed all too conveniently. It doesn’t seem to belong to the same movie where Alia’a character is having such a rough time. Dr Preet is the one character in this mix with no blemish, and I feel depth in her arc was sacrificed in the interest of keeping her pure and dignified, well above all the muck she’s surrounded with. This enhances the shock you feel at her ultimate fate, but it’s too little too late by then. 

Sartaj was interesting to me. He’s simple but not stupid, and it takes some doing to not resort to caricaturing. To Diljeet’s credit, he doesn’t miss a step. I’ll definitely be looking out for more of his work.

A lot of credit is due to the director Abhishek Chaubey for making a movie about Punjab with authentic Punjabi character, and not once resorting to Balle Balle Shava Shava, Aahu Aahu, or Harippa! The songs take on a whole new meaning once you’ve seen the movie, and I was really thankful for subtitles when the songs were on. The subtitles made me wish I knew Punjabi to catch what was lost in translation.

This was a good movie, and a lot of the nitpicking here is due to the fact that I expect more from this cast and crew. They’ve set me up to do so.

It’s on Netflix now, do watch.






The Girl On The Train – mini review

The Girl on the TrainThe Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins
Authors write the books, yes. But Audible narrators can add so much value to it (think R C Bray and The Martian), more so when a few of them collaborate. That’s what happens here.
The book itself is a nice breezy read/listen, taking you through the minds of three different women, putting them all on a (sort of) collision path. It isn’t until the first major disruption that you notice what was different about at least one of the narrations (not spoiling it here though it might be much easier to spot early on when reading the book). It then becomes mostly about who you can trust, and that becomes a difficult question to answer even though you are privy to their innermost thoughts.
What worked for me, besides the story, was the way the author described scenes and settings. It might have something to do with my current fascination with London Tube, and how I could totally picture what was being described. But I think she did a good job setting it all up.
I’d recommend Audible version if you can, it would be fun.

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My rating: 4 of 5 stars



It’s also interesting that there isn’t one genuinely good central character in here, everyone is a varying shade of gray. And when has that not been exciting 😉


The Martian – mini review

The MartianThe Martian by Andy Weir
Started on Kindle, move to Audible after a couple of chapters based on some recommendations, and really happy that I did. The narrator, R C Bray, is great and really brings the book to life. Most of the technical stuff would not have held my attention if I was just reading it, I’m sure I would have skipped over a lot of it. Probably also because I was a captive audience as I mostly listened to it during my daily commute and so, listening to the book was pretty much the only thing my mind was involved in.
I like the concept, a new twist to the Castaway tale. The story was well-paced (which must have been a struggle given how we were learning about things at Mars and earth at the same time), and the author did a great job giving us enough about all the secondary characters. Just enough so we care, not too much to avoid taking away from the main story – which was the struggle of Mark Watney. I found it interesting that he chose not to talk about friends/family of Mark, since that would have been a very easy chapter to write (or maybe more than a chapter). But it didn’t really take anything away from the story so I think that was a decision well-made.
I’d recommend going for the Audible version here, that would be money well spent.
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My rating: 4 of 5 stars




"Yes Please" – mini review

Yes PleaseYes Please by Amy Poehler
Disclaimers first – big fan of Amy Poehler so bound to be biased in favour of any of her work, have given an extra star here simply because she’s the author 🙂

I’ve been trying Audible books for a short time now, and this is one of the first books I chose primarily because Amy herself had narrated the Audible version. Having listened to the book now, I feel vindicated. The book is mostly in first person and it really adds a lot to have Amy talk to you about the stories, rather than you reading the book. It helps a great deal in understanding the tone and the message, and keeps you engaged.

To say that Amy’s life story is inspiring somehow seem pretentious to me (though her life-stort absolutely is inspiring) given how she talks about here philosophy “Good for you, not for me”. This book, though inspiring, is just Amy sharing her story and pontificating on what she thinks worked for her (and sometimes, what did not). It stays far away from being a manual or a self-help book, and I really appreciate that. It has a good mix of professional and personal (I absolutely loved it when she talked about her trouble with apologizing), and there isn’t an overdose of either (though I can always take an extra dose of Parks and Recreation). 

This is a book I’d happily recommend, even if you’re not familiar with her work. Also, go for the Audiobook if you can manage, will be worth it.
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My rating: 5 of 5 stars





The ferocity of friendship and the terrible speed of loss

Saw Furious 7 last week, chanced upon this review today. This is how it ends…

The final moments, when Mr. Walker’s longtime colleagues say their farewells while he still appears to be on screen with them, are both awkward and moving. They remind you what these movies have always been about, underneath all the noise and the bravado: the ferocity of friendship and the terrible speed of loss.

So apt. 

Yatrik – mini review

Yatrik: The TravellerYatrik: The Traveller by Arnab Ray
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

I started on this book during a plane ride, and was somewhat unhappy that the plane was on time – since that meant I had to get away from the book for a while.


You could probably divide the book into three logical parts, and it kept getting better as you moved from one part to the next. Even if you account for the limitation of needing to set up the story, the first part of the book wasn’t really as taut as I would have liked. You would need to stick with the book and not give up (which I think most will do given the credentials of Arnab), and you shall be duly rewarded.


Though it’s fiction, the book makes you think and reflect at some points (especially towards the end), and you could learn a thing or two about yourself depending on how deeply you end up introspecting. It is difficult to stay spoiler free while trying to explain what the author did well – so I will not try. But this was well worth my time and money.


I would have given 3.5 stars if Goodreads allowed me to – I’m docking points for a faltering beginning because I feel that could push away most readers.



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Playing it God’s way

Playing It My Way: My AutobiographyPlaying It My Way: My Autobiography by Sachin Tendulkar
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Well I’m not really equipped to give an unbiased view when it comes to Sachin Tendulkar 🙂


That said, the non-cricketing pieces of the book are far more engaging and revealing than the cricketing pieces. This is probably also because Sachin fans would know most of the cricketing stories presented here anyways. If you’ve grown up watching Sachin, there’s no way you should miss this book.



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Waiter, There’s A Question In My Soup!

Ashish Shakya (Facebook, Twitter) has a blog that’s been on my reading list for a while. It’s generally good stuff, and I quite like this week’s piece.

Money quote:

Why dont you make fun of That Religion Which You Refuse To Name In This Column?  

We do, but your bias prevents you from noticing it. But I agree that we tip-toe around it more than we tip-toe around other religions. Because we’re too afraid, too broke to afford bodyguards, and too irrelevant to be granted asylum in countries that do not kill you for having an opinion. But is that what you want to become? If you say you’re better, then prove it by not turning me into sheesh kabab every time I make a joke.